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Child!RomanoxMama!ReaderxChild!Italy Mother's DayIt was 5:30 in the morning and two little boys were downstairs.

"I'm tired, fratello..." Feliciano whined.

"Shut up! I am too! But we have to cook something for Mom!" Lovino snapped at his younger brother.

"How about toast?" Feliciano suggested.

"No. Too simple and boring." He said.

"Cereal?"

"No."

"...Toast and cereal?"

"No! Shut up!"

"Okay..." Feliciano looked down.

"Scrambled eggs. They are easy to make." Lovino smiled. He walked across the kitchen to the fridge and opened it then looked for the eggs. He looked up, and the eggs were at the top shelf in the fridge.

"How are we going to get them?" Feliciano asked.

"I don't know..

Nobody else has to see ((Solluxxreader))“For the lath tiime [Name] II’m not wearing that thtupiid cothtume!”
“Oh come on! Please Sollux!”
“Nope! Not iin a miilliion thweepth! Etheciially iif KK thaw me iin iit, II would never hear the end of iit!”
“PLEASE!!! Just this once! Nobody else has to see!” You plead.
“GOG! Wiill you promiith two leave me the fuck alone iif II do thiith for you?!”
“Promith!” He glares at you, snatching the box in your hands and storming off to change.
Oh gog, you could not wait to see this. You’ve been begging him to put it on since you got it with no luck ‘til now.

England x Reader [CRACK]Arthur was just sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of choas. Arthur sighs and looks out the window with a small smile present on his face.

"It's such a pretty day." He takes a sip of his tea.

BOOM

Arthur looks at his front door, or should I say, what was formally his door, and see Alex and (Name)

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?!?!" Arthur jumps out of his chair, he was still holding his tea. Alex glares at Arthur and starts to ran at him with inhuman speed, Alex reaches Arthur and slaps the cup of tea out of his hand. Arthur gasps

"MY TEA!!!!!!!!!!" Alex pushes Arthur, he lands on the floor and can't get up.

"Oh noooo! I have fallen and

Beautiful Moment This is it.

The most glorious, anticipating moment of my life. The moment that has me dreaming in mirth since I was 6. The moment that brings excitement just at the simple thought of it. The moment that will change the revolution of the Pokémon world.

Yes. That moment is here. And I am alive and breathing to not only witness, but also to be participating in the magnificent mark of history. A giggle breathes through my mouth. A smile stretches upon my beautiful, cherry red lipstick. Both my hands clasp together, manicured fingers intertwining and locking to a tight grip.

I can feel my throat screaming. I can feel my heart jumpin

Surprise [Prussia x Male!Reader]“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“C-C’mon Gilbert…this isn’t fu-”

“AWESOME ASS GRAB ATTACK!”

“GYAAAH!”

Extended Ending

Gilbert downed the last contents of his beer mug, wincing slightly as the large slap mark on his cheek slightly throbbed. “I don’t see vhy he was so upset. Mein awesome hands would have fondled his awesome ass that

Texts [Sherlock!England x John!Male!Reader]Bring me my laptop.
-AK

Get it your bloody self!
-NL

Can’t. Working on experiment.
-AK

You’re lying on the couch!
-NL

The experiment is the couch.
-AK

NO.
-NL

-thirty minutes pass-

I need my laptop.
-AK

For what?
-NL

Case.
-AK

-five minutes pass-

…Fine. Where is it?
-NL

On my lap.
-AK

Nekotalia!EnglandYou first spotted a Scottish-Fold cat when you looked down into the cat pen. It had these weird three bushy line things above its beautiful green eyes, almost like animals.
The cat only watched you intently, his facial expression was bored but it screamed, 'get me out of here!' You reached down and picked up the Scottish-Fold, another cat jumped up and latched onto his tail with their teeth.
The Scottish-Fold hissed in pain and glared at the culprit. It was a fluffy cat with black fluff around his neck and he had blue eyes and semi-circles under his eyes, like he was wearing glasses.
"America! Be nice to England!" Hana, the worker at the store scolded the cat. America let go of England's tail and went to go bug the Japanese Bobtail cat.
"Hana, I'd like to take England home with me, may I fill out the paperwork?" You asked your friend, who nodded gleefully. She walked over to the counter and placed a certificate that lets me own England, and another form that describes about me.
E

England x Reader: Bloopers ft.Pedo BearEngland x Reader [Crack]: Bloopers. Ft. Pedo bear

Warning: LOTS OF CURSING :3

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Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home rela—

England: Bloody hell! This tea is making me have a major boner!

Tea: Hehehe... Sorry.

Narrator: What the......?

(Name): ....what kind of tea is this?!?!?

-CUT!-

-Scene 1 take 2, ACTION-

Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of chaos.

Tea: hehehe.... I queefed....

Arthur: BLAH! Holy fucking sh—

(Name): oh the sweet smell of cinnamon

Arthur: DON'T BLOODY CUT ME OFF!!!!

(Name): I DO WHAT I WANT BIOTCH!

Alex: YOU TELL HIM GURL!

*(Name) and Alex b

Bonding Over a Meal (Naruto CharactersxReader)Bonding Over a Meal
ShikamaruxNarutoxReaderxChōjixKiba

Taking a break from your training, you folded your legs under you and rested your hands in your lap.

“Breath in,” you soothed to yourself, “and out.”

You let your (e/c) eyes fall shut. “In, and out.” You could feel your chakra building back up inside your body. While you were still only a genin, your teacher already had you traveling to the other villages in an attempt to expand your knowledge and training.

Now you were in the Village Hidden in the Leaves, training independently while your teacher was meeting up with some acquaintances.

F

AmericaxReader Nutella

…your American friend Alfred.
“Hey ________! How are you doing?” he asked cheerfully, completely oblivious to the fact that you were holding a baseball bat.
You lowered the bat and set it back behind the door.
“What are you doing here Alfred?” you asked with an annoyed tone.
“I can’t just stop by to say hi to my favorite dudette?” he said, then laid eyes on your Nutella. “Woah…”
He walked into your house and picked it up. You slammed the door and ran to him to snatch your Nutella back, but he raised it up so you couldn’t reach it. You jumped and tried to climb him

HetaliaXChubby!Reader Ch. 1School was out for the year. Everything was just fantastic. You planned to stay home and do nothing but surf the internet while rewatching some of your favorite shows. Your parents would be away at work for most of the day, so you would have the entire house all to yourself.

“Perfect, just perfect,” You practically sang as you entered your home.

It was clean . . . a bit too clean. The realization of what was happening hit you. You moaned, dropping your backpack right by the door. Someone was coming to visit, and it wasn’t just anyone, but it was your relatives. Which one, you had no idea, but whenever one of your relatives

Grub!GHB x Lusus!Reader - Bath Time Shenanigans"Honk!"

"Skree!"

"HOONNK!!"

"SKREEEEEE!"

You were fighting viciously with your grub, it was a war between him and his lusus. You had scrathes and bit marks covering your hands and arms, even some places where he had the audacity to stab his horns into your flesh. He was no better off, scratches were on his face from your grabbing hands, though his grubby body was protected by his ectoskeleton.

Grand Highgrub was filthy, having taken a nap in a puddle of Faygo. All you wanted was to bathe him, but he would never comply easily. You were a roaring and screeching mess of frusteration but he wasn't even fazed. His indigo eyes glared into you

Grub!GHB x Lusus!ReaderBeing the Grand High Grub's lusus was hard, espcially when he was in a grumpy mood. But then there were moments like these where you could just hold him and revel in the fluffyness that his hair has.

He was looking straight ahead, trying to ignore you as you cuddled him. He knew you were trying to make him feel better, but he didn't WANT to feel better. He was getting frusterated with your kindness, you knew because his hair was fluffing up, making him look bigger than he was.

Not that it was very intimidating, you're a giant (type of animal), his lusus. There wasn't any way you could be scared of him.

That didn't mean he wouldn't try to m

DenmarkxDrunk!Reader: The Hangover “Woah, don’t you think you’ve had enough?” the red-headed Scottish bartender asks.
“It’s my 21st birthday!” you manage to slur out, “Don’t be ttttelling me when I’ve had enough! I’ll-I’ll… I’ll TELL YA when I’ve had enough!”
It was a big night for you; you had just reached the age of 21, meaning you could FINALLY legally purchase alcohol. To celebrate, you and your friends went out to a local bar. It started out alright, but sadly you were starting to get a little carried away... actually, saying you got “a little carried away” wo

Tangled Love (Poland x Reader x Switzerland)

Poland x Reader x Switzerland

Tangled Love

Chapter 1

“Like come on _______ I saw this totally like fab dress!” Poland called out to you. You and him had been friend for as long as you can remember. Giggling as he pulled you in to the store showing you the dress. “So like what do you think?”
“Very nice, but I thought you hated the color of blue?”
“What? Like never!” he stared wide eyed at you. Just giving a nod walking over to the gloves, seeing a black and white pair.  “Hey, Feliks, what do you think of these?” you asked holding them up.
“Like totally cute!”
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beneath their noses: chapter 14

by ~dixicorn, Dec 26, 2012, 8:53:09 AM
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"THEIR IS NO WAY I AM GOING INTO A FIERY VOLCAINO WITH HIM!"

"OH LIKE I ENJOY THE IDEA OF BABYSITTING YOU!"

"STOP IT!BOTH OF YOU! Sensei told us to retrieve the daggers, before Garmadon get's here."

"Fine, but if she slows me down..."

"You mean if he, gets in my way..."

Inferno's eyes opened with a snap. Theives! In her volcaino! She could hear them conspiring, plotting, agreeing. Or were they arguing? Inferno's understanding of the mortal launguige was diminishing. She had barly understood the four armed mortal who had told her to watch over the daggers.
Mortals were weird...
They stepped closer...their voices loud, giving away their location. She waited until they grabbed the daggers.

"ROUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" She spat magma at them, clawing. The one clothed in scales of red turned. He alerted his companion, a female clothed in maroon. He turned into a tornado, spitting lava at her. It brushed off of her, unharming her scales. She batted the female aside,and focused on the red. His sword bit,and he ripped a huge gash in her armour.
But...that was impossible..unless it was the flame of the golden peaks. It couldn't be...
She batted him agenst the wall of the volcaino. There. They were weakened. That should stop them.

Then they got up, limping.

The female grabbed the daggers.

And she charged.
***
"Maybe we should do something." Zia looked at Christi, awakening from her daze. She had been thinking bout that cute guy from the party,and had wondered if he liked her back. She also wondered if he had abs.

"They should be fine." Cole replaid. But was that...uncertainty in his voice?

"They look like they're loosing..." Zia commented.

"I'm going in. " Jess announced. The redhead looked down nervously before jumping.

"Me too."

"It does appear that they are in some form of trouble,and in a need of assistence."

"I'm not letting my brother die."
***
Inferno roared again. More humans attacked her. The dagger weilding female slashed the daggers into the magma,and molten rock erupted around her. The ninja ran,as Inferno fought the current of molten rock.

No! Not the daggers!

beneath their noses: chapter 14by ~dixicorn

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©2012-2013 ~dixicorn

It's been too long. Sorry.

Well, have a nice day!

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~nightninja456 Dec 27, 2012

Whoa! That was awesome. Abs? Really Christi? Lol

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~dixicorn Dec 27, 2012 Student Writer

That was Zia, sorry if that was confusing, poor Zane...

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Mood: Joy

~nightninja456 Dec 27, 2012

LolXD

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~dixicorn Dec 27, 2012 Student Writer

Thanks, chapter 15 will be up when i feel like it, most likly midnight

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